Here is a very accurate drawing of my cat, Sindy.
She is old and incredibly fat, so she can’t jump up on things.She’s too fat to lick her back, so it’s always greasy.She has this tiny tiny little tail and enormous green eyes with pupils that are always dilated to the MAX.She also has this really irritating, relentless meow that sounds like she’s being squished.Despite the fact she needs to be lifted up onto my bed and things because she can’t jump anymore, she will go limp if you try to pick her up, turning the endeavor into something akin to trying to pick up a huge furry balloon half full of jello.
Needless to say, I love this dumb cat.

Here is a very accurate drawing of my cat, Sindy.

She is old and incredibly fat, so she can’t jump up on things.
She’s too fat to lick her back, so it’s always greasy.
She has this tiny tiny little tail and enormous green eyes with pupils that are always dilated to the MAX.
She also has this really irritating, relentless meow that sounds like she’s being squished.
Despite the fact she needs to be lifted up onto my bed and things because she can’t jump anymore, she will go limp if you try to pick her up, turning the endeavor into something akin to trying to pick up a huge furry balloon half full of jello.

Needless to say, I love this dumb cat.